- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to survive at absolute zero

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to kill yourself.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to see through air.

the power to get married

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers