- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to speak to toasters

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

The Power of Anti-Sex

the power to go into a coma

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to jump face first

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to blink a nano second slower

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

Pointless Super Powers