The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!