The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to create another human

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!