- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to make objects slightly furry

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers