- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shower naked.

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to predict the past.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

The power to slow down time while you are at school

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

the power to not have power

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

the power to be phone

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The power to not Waste time

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

the power to lose your power at will

Pointless Super Powers