- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to switch gender identity

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

The power of eating from ears.

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

Guys, it's over.

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

Pointless Super Powers