- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to attract bullets.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to change your eye color.

The power to die at will.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to become a dead ant.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to shit brix

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The power to die while dieing

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

the power to commit crime.

Imortality.

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to be justin beiber

the power to die tomorrow morning.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

Pointless Super Powers