The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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To call me maybe

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!