The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to fail

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!