The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to read this.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to smell whore

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to think.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!