The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to live.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Taekwondo

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!