The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to read your own mind.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to vote

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!