the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to tickle your own feet.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

The ability to see through glass

the power to get blood clots

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to smell poo...

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

the power to in power your self

the power to die if you think

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to see through thin air

The power to have wood when you wake up.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to hear morse code.

the power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!