The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to herd cats

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the power to see through glass

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!