- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to lose the remote.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to look TV

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

Being able to fly in place.

to make asians smart

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the ability to only do pointless things.

Pointless Super Powers