The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to die

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!