What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to exist

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!