The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!