The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to scare female plants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!