the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to exist

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!