the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to die

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to die at will

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!