The power to fill trash cans with garbage

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The Power of shitting by your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

thumb_up thumb_down -5

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power of being cut off mid senta

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to transform into a bronie

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to have no one read this post

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to see what's behind you.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to have no superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -9

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

black people

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to morph into yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The ability to turn into an embryo

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!