the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to die at will

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!