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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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the power to walk through unlocked doors
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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage
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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.
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The power to pee after drinking lots of water
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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins
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to not care about pointless superpowers
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The power to volunteer as tribute.
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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.
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Have sex but not feel it
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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.
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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.
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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...
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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.
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the power to frow up when your not sick.
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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand
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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land
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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.
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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it
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The power to repel women.
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to not blink for 5 seconds
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The power to know you don't have a superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!