The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!