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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.
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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany
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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)
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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)
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The power to kill yourself with your mind.
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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground
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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers
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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.
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The power to come back to life but only after u die
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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.
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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk
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The power to die at will.
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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter
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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.
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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.
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The power to sleep
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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.
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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
