The ability to turn into an embryo

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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hello

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The power to see John Cena.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!