the power to die on the spot

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!