The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to shit brix

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!