The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!