the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Melting

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!