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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.
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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy
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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----
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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.
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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf
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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you
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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.
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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song
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the power to blink 19 times a second
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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.
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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.
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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.
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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]
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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.
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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.
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The power to juggle cacti
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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.
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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.
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The power 2 kiss ur own ass
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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.
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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.
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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)
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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.
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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!