The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Being a freemason

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!