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The power to predict when a door will unlock.
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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.
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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.
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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing
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Radiation resistant eyelashes.
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Tree powers Activate.
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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.
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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.
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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.
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The power to clap with one hand.
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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.
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The power to age rapidly.
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The ability to speak backwards.
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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.
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The power to see into one's own past.
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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!
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The power to turn into a taxi
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Power to spread farts faster
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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.
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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace
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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.
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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.
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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!