Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

The power to be black.

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i want my mum

the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

The power to transform coke into pepsi....

The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

The power to rape your mom.

The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

The ablity to understand the minds of women.

The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

The power to have implosive diarrhea.

the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The power to see through glass.

The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!