The power to summon unspendable money

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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i like pie.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!