The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to predict the past

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability to see through glass.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to like any show

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!