The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Immunity to medication

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have a black president

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!