The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The superpower to have a superpower

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

captain obvious

The power to change your urine to any color

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!