The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to nit propely

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!