The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to see through bones.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to die

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!