The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!