The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!