The power to see through thin air

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The power to move 7% faster.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!