The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to catch em all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to die at will

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to read captchas

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!