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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!