The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to part grass.

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to shit delicious food.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!