Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to explode on the moon

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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LIME

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!