The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to die

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Black power

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!