The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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Black power

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!