the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!