The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!