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Power to turn your liver invisible.
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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!
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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place
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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.
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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body
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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will
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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.
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The power to make something useless after its already useless.
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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives
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The power to have a seat right over there.
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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis
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the power to shit cellulose
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To survive listening to James Blunt
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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%
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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)
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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.
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The power to run on water when there is no water
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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that
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The power to sneeze backwards
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Batman
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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.
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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times
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The power to change to justin biber
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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!