The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Batman

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to shit cellulose

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!