The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!