To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!