you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The ability to float for half a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!