The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!