The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to change to justin biber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!