The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to grammar.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!