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The power to have no power.
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The ability to imitate a tadpole.
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LIME
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the power to sizzle like bacon
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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.
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The power of Pinesol baby
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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.
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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing
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Steel kidneys
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The Power the run away when there is a crime
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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.
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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.
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The power to cut onion without crying.
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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.
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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.
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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.
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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s
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NMR Vision
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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone
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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.
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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.
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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about
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the ability to go the speed limit
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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!