The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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Retractable teeth

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The power to watch grass grow

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!